16 squishy inches of home, soft home! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only! Oh Hamburger, what is it about you that makes me want to ask, "I can has?" Is it the beef itself, savory and juicy? Or the condiments like a rainbow of squishy flavor? Or the gooey cheese hugging the patty like an old friend (and does that technically make it a cheeseburger?